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I get some amazing deals for my Clearance Center, but, this COFFIN is definitely the Strangest item I have ever offered...
Yes, this is a Real Coffin and ready for whatever you want to use it for!
When I called Ebay, to see if I was allowed to offer Real Coffins, the response I got was: "Yes, as long as they have not been used"! I got chills on that one!
If you ever wanted the strangest and most talked about piece of furniture in your Home or Office, You Have Found It!
Makes a Great COFFEE TABLE! Just put a large piece of glass on top, and, you'll instantly have the most Bizarre Coffee Table anywhere! (Hint to your friends that you like being Close to your Aunt Matilda!) (More Chills!)
When I was taking photos of the coffin, I had a friend that begged me to lay in it. I really did NOT want him to do that, but, after arguing it out for a few minutes, I let him get in the COFFIN. He put his hands on his chest and closed his eyes. If the thought of that freaks you out - you're not alone!
Here's a few other uses for a Real Coffin!
Use it as an extra bed for your Mother In Law! (She'll never come over again!)
Put it in your Entertainment Room.
Also great for: Haunted Houses, Movie Studios and Rentals, Interior Decorators, Goth, Amusement Parks and of course Funeral Directors...
I've already used one of these coffins as an Ice Chest filled with Beer at a party I had. It was a HIT! A couple of the girls got really freaked out, especially when a friend of mine suggested they USE the Coffin for some Extracurricular activities....
By the way, I quickly found out, when it comes to having a Real Coffin laying around, there are TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE. About 50% of everyone who have seen my Living Room Coffin thought it was the Greatest and Best thing they've ever seen! The other 50% were Really Freaked Out over it!
HERE'S A PHOTO OF THE COFFIN IN
MY LIVING ROOM
These Coffins are hand made in Brazil and are actually used for burying their loved ones... (Chills - again!)
THIS IS A COFFIN LIQUIDATION
A Coffin and Casket Company is liquidating these Hand Made - ONE OF A KIND - Coffins because of minor shipping damage from Brazil.
These all have minor Dings and Scratches (see photos for examples). The small scratches can easily be covered with a furniture polish and by using one of those scratch removers (available at just about any food store).
Of the 40 coffins that were made available to me, I only accepted 21 of the best coffins they had in stock. And now, you can grab one of these at a fraction of their Retail Price!
The Coffins have slight color variances and filled cracks. This is simply because of the nature of the wood and actually adds a uniqueness to each individual coffin because it has been completely Hand Made.
Imagine what your neighbors will say when they see this thing being delivered to your home!
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Made in Brazil
CONDITION: New. Ebay will not allow the sale of used coffins!
COFFIN MODEL: Brandy
DIMENSIONS: Length=6 1/2 feet
DIMENSION SPECIFICS: Head-20", Shoulder-22", Thigh-18 1/2", Toes-14 3/4"
(Please Note: Because each coffin is Hand Made, all dimensions are approximations and each dimension may vary somewhat)
PILLOW: Coffin includes a sawdust filled pillow.
COFFIN LID: Not Hinged. The lid comes completely off.
CARRY HANDLES: Yes, one on each side.
MATERIALS: The coffin is made from a Brazilian Oak/Pine wood.
WEIGHT CAPACITY: Coffin will handle an average size person up to 5' 11" and about 160 pounds.
SHIPPING WEIGHT: 80 Pounds - Oversize
NOTE: If you have a Business account with FEDEX or UPS, we will be happy to ship under your account number.
RETAIL LIST PRICE: $1,200.00
ALL SALES ARE FINAL ON THIS ITEM: Many motion picture producers and haunted house productions have a very bad habit of purchasing these types of items for their production, then, they return them, for a refund, after they are through using the item. There are absolutely NO REFUNDS allowed on the purchases of Coffins. Coffins are shipped INSURED via FEDERAL EXPRESS.
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If you have a Business account with FEDEX or UPS, I'll be happy to ship under your account number.
Shipping is from FLORIDA. I will Only Ship this item to the Lower 48 United Sates. Shipping will range between $89 to $195 - all shipping is completely INSURED and is included in the shipping charge. This shipping charge also Includes all packaging materials and will be shipped with the coffin lid inverted - to protect it from damage. The coffin will have a layer of Carpet Padding for additional protection and then wrapped in a thick plastic shipping material. Please Pay the Shipping Maximum with your purchase. I'll will REFUND any and all Overpayment within 48 hours!
MAILING ADDRESS: Mike Johnson - B2 Clearance Center, P.O. Box 1596, Blue Springs, Missouri 64013
ALL SALES ARE FINAL ON THIS ITEM: Many motion picture producers and haunted house productions have a very bad habit of purchasing these types of items for their production, then, they return them, for a refund, after they are through using the item. There are absolutely NO REFUNDS allowed on the purchases of Coffins.
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